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February 2024

Posts for February 2024

02/01/2024

B: I came up on “52nd street - children of the night” for 5 bux to...

02/02/2024 Repost

Drunk Grunkle: My hobbit doesn't like the way I "hide" our circuit...

02/02/2024

B: Comin outside for a hit of that petrichor

02/02/2024 Repost

❄︎-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎: Mildly obsessed with this rnView Link

02/02/2024

B: #nowSpinning

02/02/2024 Repost

Drunk Grunkle: OKAY. I have a TERRIBLE habit of renaming my MC's ...

02/02/2024

B: Take this

02/02/2024 Repost

Drunk Grunkle: Bitch works the best, your mom can be really funny ...

02/02/2024

B: Drunk Grunkle: Bitch wo...

02/02/2024 Repost

woketopus: naming my pokemon things like "oh shit he" "oh shit he...

02/02/2024 Repost

Lego Dolemite: "There will be spliffs along your journey" ...

02/02/2024

B: Light the four sacred spliffs of high gardens and wisdom will p...

02/02/2024

B: She just like me fr

02/03/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/5l8xSM...

02/03/2024

B:

02/03/2024

B: Beaker bong

02/03/2024

B: Down the aisle type-music youtu.be/Zn6kiimEsYc?...

02/03/2024

B: I love michael-buble-at-the-nhl-all-star-draft.mp4

02/03/2024

B: youtube.com/shorts/DjtOV...

02/03/2024

B:

02/03/2024

B:

02/04/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/6ZOhFI...

02/04/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/58Ew9W...

02/04/2024

B: youtu.be/SthcxWPXG_E?...

02/04/2024

B: Say it slowly 😮‍💨 Lego D...

02/04/2024 Repost

Bodega Cats:

02/04/2024 Repost

Bodega Cats:

02/04/2024 Repost

Timothy Burke: Happy 2/4/24 to all who celebrate

02/04/2024

B: I see a dragon

02/04/2024

B:

02/05/2024

B: MAESTRO IN THE STREETS

02/05/2024

B: Vision Pro got mfs deleting emails via dougie

02/05/2024

B: One hour at night is worth two in the day 💤

02/06/2024

B: Jesse put on blue beatle and its making me so mad lmao

02/06/2024

B: You should be able to say “hey google set a timer for 10:50, wi...

02/06/2024

B: How many islands are there on this bitch

02/06/2024 Repost

Ilis Trudie 🏝 : Because we should all have a sunflower a day, just...

02/06/2024 Repost

🍂: i like the moon so much

02/06/2024 Repost

DeanTheAdequate: I couldn't help myself: so do they.

02/06/2024 Repost

glitterburrito (Jamie): making everything an emergency is a trauma...

02/06/2024 Repost

Owen Braithwaite: 'skeet' does sound a bit harsh. I'll see if it g...

02/07/2024

B: 🤞 usually when I cross my fingers it’s the two in the middle

02/07/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/4lmrl3...

02/08/2024

B: #nowSpinning

02/08/2024

B: #nowSpinning

02/09/2024 Repost

yevvie: as promised, i made a regex cheat sheet for creating feeds...

02/09/2024 Repost

Comfortably Numb: Monthly cost of a VPN service is way less than m...

02/09/2024

B: obscure price hikes by preceding them with deals and then rate ...

02/09/2024 Repost

Ma3Laura: youtube.com/shorts/9NCQn... I'd never heard of Joe Sampl...

02/09/2024

B: Gm #nowSpinning

02/09/2024

B: Is that the frazier font

02/10/2024 Repost

Notorious RBMK: it’s fine though because you just do this every 6 ...

02/10/2024 Repost

Je Hyeon Sim 심제현 grampy radish: If you’re looking for an excuse no...

02/10/2024

B: Errytime the tv tells me my ps5 need more space to install shit

02/10/2024

B: I was pleasantly ignorant to this. Peanut butter on apple slice...

02/10/2024 Repost

The saddest girl to ever hold a martini: this just turned my whole...

02/11/2024

B: 😧 Erin Biba: It's almost...

02/11/2024 Repost

𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎:

02/11/2024 Repost

Muggsy Pogues: IT’S ALIIIIIIIIIVE

02/11/2024 Repost

Sarahbobarah: I say "weee" to my enemies - part of my rap song, ...

02/11/2024

B:

02/11/2024 Repost

𝕊𝕡è𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕄øø𝕤𝕖: I learned how to replace the battery in 30GB ipod....

02/11/2024 Repost

Rapid Onset Gooner Dysphoria (they/it/he) 🍭: I used to hate the id...

02/11/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/7xNcpG...

02/11/2024 Repost

Big Iron: I want a fucking Greek tragedy of a pop culture event in...

02/11/2024

B: gm #nowSpinning with the pitch down a tad

02/11/2024

B: Im not a fan of the typical response being no response when som...

02/11/2024

B: Hmm. Gamestop Burger changed their logo since when??

02/12/2024 Repost

CJ Fogler: The Usher performance warning 😂

02/12/2024

B:

02/12/2024 Repost

EPIC: The MusiQAT 🎭: BEND OVA TO DA FRONT AND TOUCH YA TOESSSS

02/12/2024

B: UP IN THE BATHTUB RUB-A-DUBBIN

02/12/2024 Repost

Łink.: It’s Joever. Łink.: ...

02/12/2024 Repost

demon core vidal: please. i am begging you. disinfect your nasty...

02/12/2024

B: I want google search quality to go back to any time before 2016

02/13/2024

B: I like watching videos of people seeing color or being able to ...

02/13/2024

B: Wasnt a fan of security cameras but i do like the idea of knowi...

02/13/2024 Repost

𝑛𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑎:

02/13/2024

B: Discontinued Foods!: Be...

02/13/2024 Repost

The Onion: View Link

02/14/2024

B: For Valentine’s Day, please enjoy what i made one time when i d...

02/14/2024 Repost

Kristi Yamaguccimane : 🚨Ian Miles Cheong has been executed by the ...

02/14/2024 Repost

Chicken WingDings : otters are just cat mermaids

02/14/2024

B: Work sucks today i cant wait to go home.

02/14/2024

B: What would take a company so long to decide on whether they wan...

02/14/2024

B: I’m chini im what

02/15/2024

B: People suck sometimes

02/15/2024 Repost

don't hug me I'm porksweats: wait freddy got fingered is being add...

02/15/2024

B: 👍

02/15/2024 Repost

Willow: Alex Jones is gonna have an Aneurysm ...

02/15/2024 Repost

🍂: what i want in a partner: kind, weird, fun, represent me very w...

02/15/2024 Repost

Slimothy Pickins: If I won the lottery I would buy ALL the records...

02/15/2024 Repost

Maladroithe: The House and Senate need court jesters. Just a rando...

02/15/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/1TAcPa...

02/15/2024 Repost

wint: Come Mr Family Guy Tally Me Banana

02/15/2024

B: Im used to a big account saying something and it being confront...

02/15/2024 Repost

Lego Dolemite: If you have the kind of disposable income to buy a ...

02/15/2024

B: This makes me so happy, im so glad apple had the oversight of h...

02/15/2024

B: Like, if apple made fuckin Zuckerberg feel like he can take a s...

02/15/2024

B: I love calling my dogs inside with a whistle. It’s associated w...

02/15/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/2Wf2u3...

02/16/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/6K2Wir...

02/16/2024 Repost

✨𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓮𝓬𝓽✨: wu tang flan ain’t nothing to fuck with

02/16/2024

B:

02/16/2024 Repost

LEE GATLIN:

02/16/2024

B: gofund.me/bf511fee 💔View Link

02/16/2024 Repost

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜: Why learn big words when you can just fabricatiousl...

02/16/2024

B: The option on my dryer to dry clothes in 20mins doesn’t work un...

02/16/2024

B: Software ick is when the auto-labeling convention of duplicates...

02/16/2024

B: I applied to 10 places today and accepted the worst case scenar...

02/17/2024

B: Replaced my phone via insurance. That phone and i had been thro...

02/17/2024 Repost

okaw: けん玉してみたり。

02/17/2024

B: If i had this it would hold my ninja turtle figures and i would...

02/17/2024

B: Got these in mail

02/17/2024

B: Dont stop bounce wit it Puppy doag bouncin inda box like dissss

02/17/2024 Repost

B: You dont want no money you want somethin to eat// Gotcho own wa...

02/17/2024 Repost

Faine Greenwood: please enjoy little petroglyph guys at Mesa Priet...

02/17/2024

B: That looks so g👀d

02/17/2024

B: Holy shit oppenheimer is long. Good tho

02/17/2024 Repost

RCA: Just got done watching Oppenheimer and thinking about how Elo...

02/17/2024 Repost

Joe Scaramanga : Random Shit in My Head Productions Present:

02/17/2024 Repost

𝕊𝕡è𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕄øø𝕤𝕖: Up now, The Australian Jazz Quartet from 1956. Stu...

02/17/2024 Repost

Bodega Cats:

02/17/2024 Repost

Lego Dolemite: Meats, fries, and more meats. Only thing missing wo...

02/17/2024 Repost

Anni Jyn : as long as you come back

02/17/2024

B: Its kinda hard to fuck up a pizza for me. I like them all mostl...

02/18/2024

B: I would like a pretzel 🥨

02/18/2024

B: I think i just want fucking bread holy shit

02/18/2024 Repost

• 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐈 • 𝐒𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐋 •: I asked ChatGPT what types of food can cause a c...

02/18/2024 Repost

Dr.DreadPirate🍁🍂: "My God! What the hell??!!! ....oh yeah asparag...

02/18/2024

B: 1. Lol 2. She woke up looking around the room for the squeak ...

02/18/2024

B: I wanna take my babies to Squeaks-R-Us

02/18/2024 Repost

Katie: The old woman who lived in a shoe must have rented a flat

02/18/2024

B: Permavibe youtu.be/R6kIAmypKQs?...

02/18/2024

B: import time

02/18/2024 Repost

Paul Eggleston: Old MacDonald had a personalised numberplate, E1 E10.

02/18/2024 Repost

Paul Eggleston: Old MacDonald had a walkie talkie, Echo India Echo...

02/19/2024

B: Sticky notes

02/19/2024 Repost

LEE GATLIN: #fantasticfourmovieideas

02/20/2024

B: How common are wrong way drivers outside of az

02/20/2024

B: I was comin out here to my preferred flower shop and was gettin...

02/20/2024

B: BUT There was a lady out front of the shop slangin puddin im ex...

02/20/2024 Repost

The 🫠 ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ #BBC6Music 🎶 #NowPlaying Bot - #BBCRadio6 #6music: 🔊...

02/20/2024

B: SLA Agreements stress me tf out

02/21/2024

B: No ooonnne spliffs like gaston, Watch net flix like gaston

02/22/2024 Repost

Anni Jyn : cutest thing i’ve heard in a minute open.spotify.com/...

02/22/2024

B: TIL I can just say “😂” when doing TTT

02/22/2024

B: Elon is pearl clutching about google censorship and its causing...

02/22/2024

B: Enlisting for Helldivers 🫡

02/22/2024

B: Brother shit

02/23/2024

B: B: Brother shit

02/23/2024 Repost

luke: Absurdly high res image of the day: Map of Middle Earth with...

02/23/2024 Repost

🍂: who up hackin (phlegm type)

02/23/2024

B: Hahaha

02/23/2024

B: These are still my favorite ...

02/23/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/6IFOw9...

02/23/2024 Repost

Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent : Told my mum I had to be evacuated becau...

02/23/2024

B: Lmao this is funnier in video form but these screens tell it ju...

02/23/2024

B: gn

02/23/2024 Repost

Frederick Spice Latte 🇵🇸🇺🇦 : learning about compassion and empathy...

02/23/2024

B: And just to drive the point home or cement the fact that i wont...

02/23/2024

B: This sql server is a wild fuckn goose chase eeryday, i have so ...

02/24/2024 Repost

renee 🪩: bring back rap songs that just let the beat ride out for ...

02/24/2024 Repost

Ogechi Aghaji: Are y'all ready for some Souls Of Mischef? 👊🏾🤘🏾🎸🎤🎧 ...

02/24/2024

B: This made my stomach turn ...

02/24/2024

B: DJ Quik Weezy LL Big L 50 Lloyd Banks WC Angelo Mota Gibbs Curr...

02/24/2024

B: I think if i were a dog i “feel” like i would be a “ROOH!!ROORO...

02/25/2024 Repost

Anonsee Storyweaver 🕸️: Because Chaya is used to operating in cont...

02/25/2024

B: I hand my phone to the person at the register for tap pay and t...

02/25/2024 Repost

don't hug me I'm porksweats: it's incredible that body double just...

02/25/2024 Repost

Lego Dolemite: LL Cool J - Around the way girl youtu.be/Sm36viw6q...

02/25/2024 Repost

Moody Awoo 🔜 MFF: The Electric Dog Orchestra “Out of the Awoo” 😝🎶🐺❤️

02/25/2024

B: I miss when pressing A was the universal “wtf is this” button. ...

02/25/2024 Repost

don't hug me I'm porksweats: gonna have plenty of it, it ain't gob...

02/26/2024

B: Vanilla Almondmilk is so good and almonds aint even got titties

02/26/2024

B: What would you do if you got the journalism you wanted, fight a...

02/27/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/6PIEE4...

02/27/2024

B: I am in the middle of hour 2 of tea youtu.be/8CGQhddg9qY?...

02/27/2024

B: www.instagram.com/reel/C3tonUv...View Link

02/27/2024

B: I was asked for a data flow chart, and while that’s completely ...

02/27/2024

B: Turning the pitch down

02/27/2024

B: Just found out about windburn

02/28/2024

B: What ima wear to the Bsky Ball ...

02/28/2024

B: In love with hip hop so i got my chin up

02/28/2024

B: Gnarly gleam 🤙 glow-getter ...

02/28/2024

B: Jesse is blastin’ foos on CoD in his room with this playing bet...

02/28/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/2JJSGh...

02/28/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/3PJivN...

02/28/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/5llAcL...

02/28/2024

B: Stupid autobot

02/28/2024

B: open.spotify.com/track/0mEdbd...

02/28/2024

B: I had a lot of vaporwave on my Spotify wrapped last year open...

02/28/2024

B: Nobody knows wtf theyre talking about, the crow looks fucking s...

02/28/2024

B: The leg

02/28/2024

B: IDGA DAYUM GINA

02/28/2024

B: The crows new look which isnt so different from other depiction...

02/28/2024

B:

02/29/2024

B: Whenever i feel like chicken, i hear this youtube.com/shorts/DA...

02/29/2024 Repost

arcadus (they/them) 🎄❄️⛄️ : Can't help but be reminded of www.yout...

02/29/2024

B: Thighs and calves are sore af from running after my dogs in the...

02/29/2024

B: SHAO WHAT!?

02/29/2024 Repost

Iron Spike: The Fuck Around And Find Out Express appears to be fin...

02/11/2024 Repost

marty,: God i love doing dishes so much

02/14/2024 Repost

marty,: happy valentine's day bluesky team!